Helotes, TX Dueling Pianos

Pianist/Macaroni and Cheese Critic

Where some babies are born into the world crying and screaming, Adam popped out doing an awkward dance step and waving jazz hands while belting in the style of Ethel Merman. There was really only one direction to go from there (you can guess which way that would be!).

Pianist/Gift Bear for the King

It is amazing how many prison bands need a good keys player, so he is always in demand!

Pianist/Community Wizard

There wasn’t much of a choice for Andrew. After the local Destiny Dispenser revealed an ancient (and sweet) Caroline prophecy stating he would be “the man of two pianos” for the rest of his days, he hung up his basket weaving and followed his fate.

Pianist/Former Professional Skateboarder

Isaac was simple kind of kid. He loved all the normal things like books and climbing trees. One day, he just finished climbing the tallest oak tree he could find in the local park, and was approached by Tom Brady. Yes, THE Tom Brady. Tom said, “Isaac, you have to start thinking about your future.” Then Tom handed Isaac a portable piano, setting him on the amazing path of dueling pianos! Isaac hasn’t looked back since.

Pianist/Acorn Enchantress

Karli was once a perfectly normal human until a fae prank went a bit too far and left her cursed with eternal stage presence. Now she roams from venue to venue, trailing glitter, forgotten punchlines, and the occasional raccoon she accidentally befriended. No one’s entirely sure what she’s doing—but it’s loud, it’s funny, and it smells faintly of lavender and chaos.

Pianist/Jedi Knight

Bethany was found to have an incredibly high midi-chlorian count as a young child. Instead of turning to the dark side of the Force, she uses her Jedi mind-tricks to get entire rooms of people singing, dancing, and clapping along with her Cantina tunes. While not a master of the lightsaber, Bethany is skilled in the art of serenading and boogie-ing down. Ewok recommended. Gold bikini not included.

Pianist /Former Princess of Genovia

While in the 6th grade, Denise’s usual day outside of school consisted of taking piano lessons, singing in choir, and being on the cheerleading squad, and one day she said, “What if I just did all of these things together at the same time and then made a living off of it?” And she did. Now she pays her light bills by cheering on grown men dancing on stage at weddings and she does a pretty decent job at it.

Pianist/King of Raucous

At a young age Calvin was the undisputed king of raucous beats on pots and pans and occasional resounding gibberish in his own household. He eventually put his unique skill set to work behind a piano and never looked back!

Pianist/Chief Off-Road Unicyclist

After years of being on the road as a professional juggler, tumbler and trampoline artist, Eddie enjoys deep sea diving and building exotic fine furniture. Oh, and he sings…

Pianist/ Electric Kazoo Player Extraordinaire

While filling out paperwork at the DMV, Quintin realized he was able to entertain the other people in line by singing the wheels on the bus and getting even the grim secretary to sing with him.

Captain of the Keys

Vince Alten is a former air traffic controller and disabled veteran who traded in radar screens for piano keys. After years of directing planes, he now directs drunken sing-alongs and questionable dance moves. Cleared for takeoff nightly — no flight plan required.